A Night In The Life

Let me just give you a glimpse into the thrilling, exciting life of the Woods' family.

Tony left for work. Vanessa and Harley were in the dining room playing with play-dough. Adrienne was laying on a blanket on the floor in the living room with me while I was watching Ellen and eating Cheez-Its Duoz. ~side note, the best idea Cheez-Its has had in a long time! Duoz!~

Whenever I put Cheez-Its in mouth, Adrienne would go nuts. She would get so excited and laugh and throw her arms and feet around. So I decided to make our own Cheez-Its commercial.

I set up the camera, paused the TV - we don't need to hear that on the tape- and start recording. Sure enough, Adrienne performs for me. I eat Cheez-Its, she gets excited. Now up until this point, Vanessa and Harley have not cared about what I was doing in the least. But since I paused the TV and hit record on the camera suddenly they're interested. They start yelling "What are you doing?!" over and over. I give the universal signal to zip it. They then start yelling "why why why why WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY"

At one point you can even hear my fingers snap as I try to get them to stop. But nooooo, I can't make my private Cheez-It's commercial without someone ruining it! hahahahaa