Presenting Princess Vanessa and Princess Harley

KILROY WAS HERE

Overheard...

Harley to Vanessa:
"I'm too old and too tired to wet the bed."

Harley to herself:
"My brain is asleep. It's supposed to be awake!"

EASTER DRESSES

The look on their faces says it all.

You GOTTA come see this!!!!

As a parent you kind of always expect to hear yourself say "because I said so", "don't make me stop this car" and sound like your own parents. You know everyone experiences temper tantrums in stores that embarrass you to no end. Eventually every child will say things in public that will make you wish you were an inch tall and could run and hide. Still, some things surprise me.

Last night I was watching the news and Harley hollers from the bathroom "Mama!! Come here!! You GOTTA see this!!! Hurry!!!!!!!" I tried to ask before I got there what she wanted me to see but she insisted I needed to see it to believe it. So I go into the bathroom and she points to the toilet and says "It looks like an orca!". She called me into the bathroom to show me her poo that she thought looked like an orca. That's one for the record books!

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